Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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