Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
