you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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