yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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