On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My feet surprised me
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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