...so i touched it.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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