My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Randomize
