I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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