that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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