So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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