They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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