return my video game
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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