You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
