quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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