You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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