My nipple is on Facebook.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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