Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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