Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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