called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
