I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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