He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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