For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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