No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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