everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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