we made out on top of his cat.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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