Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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