didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Randomize
