I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
