Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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