Kiss
Puke
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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