hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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