I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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