you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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