I'm really into asian looking animals
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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