Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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