It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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