she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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