we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
