do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
vagina is talking i cant
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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