when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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