Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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