so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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