I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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