I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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