now i know why i became what i already was.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
