omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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