drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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