all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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