I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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