if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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