marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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