dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
handjob tips. give me some.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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