he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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