she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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