And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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