Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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