i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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