that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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