marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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